Short-attention-span synopsis: Ohio Great. J.T.=Just Throw. D-lightful. Varsity-letter sale. Mocked Turtle Soup.
Pregame buzz: Postelection fatigue hovered over the D.C. area. Trying to sell tickets for this Big Ten rivalry that dates all the way back to 2014 was like trying to get rid of Aunt Elma’s fruitcake.
Worth the trip? Long way to go for an execution. At least Maryland players dressed like the Kool-Aid Man to add flavor to the 800-mile round trip. Ohio State didn’t bother sending TBDBITL.
One-liner: Even our president-elect wouldn’t promise to make the Terrapins great again.