I see a vision. Chris Holtmann, standing atop the ruined carcasses of the bottom tier of the Big Ten, his face smeared with Hoosier blood, screaming "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?" at the top of his lungs as he holds aloft a pair of striped warm-up pants.
That vision gets Holtmann and company an 11 seed in the NCAA tournament and a first round tilt against the Iowa State Cyclones, who will probably beat them badly, but who cares? Mission accomplished, baby! The Buckeyes have somehow gotten their dance ticket punched for March Madness, so screw it, let's have some fun with it.