I read the comments of yesterday's Skull Session with tears in my eyes. No, I did not awake to the first comment torpedoing three hours of work with a three-word javelin skewering a typo in my lede.
Quick aside: Bless everyone that has no clue what a "lede" is. It's worthless jargon the media conjured to make our work look more important than it is.
I cried after witnessing testimony from office workers unaware of what a standing desk offers their livelihood. Friends! It's time to wake up.
Sitting through a shift is worse for your body than smoking, and Big Data offers ample avenues to leverage your boss into buying one for you.