Another year, another anti-Michigan decree from Ohio governor John Kasich's office. This year's, however, is filled with anti-Jim Harbaugh sentiments, including a devastating own about the price of his pleated khakis.
Via @JohnKasich:
RESOLUTION WHEREAS, in 2013 the State of Ohio first proclaimed Scarlet Letter Saturday, urging Ohioans to avoid using the 13th letter of the alphabet on the day of The Game; and
WHEREAS, over the years the rivalry has been made richer by the unique styles of the great Ohio-born coaches who have roamed the sidelines in The Game, including Jim Tressel’s trademark sweater vest, Bo Schembechler’s timeless hat, and Woody Hayes’s signature glasses; and
WHEREAS, another Ohio-born coach makes his debut this year, bringing his own pleated sense of style to the sidelines, reportedly purchased at Wal-Mart for $8 a pair; and
WHEREAS, his style recalls guys standing around, being very casual and witty on a front porch in a 1991 Dockers commercial, which offended Jerry Seinfeld in the episode The Phone Message; and
WHEREAS, while the dull, earthly garment may be workplace appropriate for Jake from State Farm, coaches sporting them in a “shirts vs.