Sign 4,872,694 I'm washed: Yesterday I drove five miles to Kroger with the gas light on while paralyzed by anxiety like a state highway patrolman (it's always a state highway patrolman) was pulling me over.
Back when I masqueraded as a college student I used to consider that light an urban myth.
ICYMI:
- Snapchat revealed Ohio State's 100% credible 40-yard dash and 225 rep leaderboards. (Spoiler: JUCO transfer CB Kendall Sheffield is your fastest man and new center Billy Price is your strongest).
- Film Study: Ohio State "creates conflict" to make life miserable for opposing defensive ends.