I may be in the minority, but I'm still holding out hope the Cotton Bowl award ceremony is interrupted by Urban Meyer crashing a zamboni into the presentation stage, hitting the winning coach with a steel chair and appropriating a championship bid.
If my fantasies crumble, then I'll need to fall into a frothy stupor if I'm to survive the site of a triumphant Alabama or Connor Cook.
Until then, this #NewYearsEveBanger will be on repeat:
That may be the coldest entry on video (until the glass breaks and Urban Meyer sprints out of the Cotton Bowl tunnel double-fisting four FourLokos, obvii).