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My Favorite Things: Episode 22, The Lone Star Heist

Every human desire can be distilled into one of four categories.

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If that feels like a small number, you're forgetting we humans are a hilariously basic species. Four is all we need capture every bit of what spikes our pleasure centers. We chase, crave and consume the same fuel to feel and stay alive.

Human bodies have been downloading firmware updates ever since we first slithered out of the ooze and spent the millions of years which followed evolving into upright beings who can pick pears off branches and properly shoot a basketball.