An open letter to Arkansas' resident try hard.
Dear Mr. Bielema,
Eleven. Sixteen. These two numbers hold great significance to the story I am about to tell you Bret. The first number reflects the number of wins you have achieved as a head coach at Arkansas. The second number, which I will point out as bigger than the first, is the number of tallied losses you have suffered as a coach at Arkansas.
Your first year below the Mason-Dixon line was a "rebuilding year," I get it, you don't have to explain to me why you took a bad team and empirically made them worse, honestly Bret, please.