Mark May is back on Twitter, and our long national nightmare is over!
Will send pics soon
— Mark May (@mark_may) September 18, 2013
Finally, the words of a man who once said "I AM BACK !!! after some vile coward hacked my account legal is following up." can once more be read and disseminated to his 87 thousand followers on a regular basis with the kind of flair that can only come from a person who seems to tweet exclusively with hands sticky from a quickly melting cherry popsicle.