I'm now unbelievably excited for LSU football this season. Not necessarily because I'm rooting for them to be world-beaters with ol' Joe Burrow at the helm or anything (and not that I actually expect them to be), but because one way or another, a former Buckeye headed down to one of the most important SEC programs to presumably be the starting quarterback is a story that's going to be compelling as hell.
Add in coach Ed Orgeron, a lumpy man-shaped mass of wasps, gravy, rusty nails, and extremely cheap bourbon, a ridiculous schedule that would kill Barry Alvarez straight dead, and a fanbase that's collectively one of the most insane in all of sports, and you've got a recipe for an absolutely bonkers football season.