Congratulations to all those who became instant millionaires this weekend. No rush, but you guys can go ahead and send the standard 2% blogger's fee to my Venmo (@kevinish) at your convenience. PayPal also works.
Song of the Day: "Roll Away Your Stone" by Mumford and Sons.
Word of the Day: Pasquinade.
PROTOTYPICAL. One of my favorite quotes from Damon Arnette – and good lord, there are many – is when he called Kendall Sheffield an "action figure" after his first practice as a Buckeye following his transfer.