It’s A Big Ten Christmas Carol: Who each B1G team would be in ‘The Muppet Christmas Carol’

“Life is made up of meetings and partings.” -Kermit the Frog, “The Muppet Christmas Carol”

As life is made up of meetings and partings, so too is football season. Not all meetings and partings are equal, though. I can’t quite top last year’s “Home Alone”breakdown, but in honor of this week’s holiday festivities/the upcoming playoffs, I’ve decided to do a highly scientific breakdown of which character each Big Ten football team would play in the great holiday classic “The Muppet Christmas Carol.”

Narrators Charles Dickens (Gonzo) and Rizzo the Rat: Rutgers and Maryland

I mean no disrespect to the Great Gonzo or Rizzo, my little rat king, but in this particular film, you would quite literally forget they were there if they didn’t announce themselves on occasion.