How is it the first baseball game I watch in entirety all year is the one in which my childhood team loses a championship after going down 5-0 in the first two innings?
Oh well. The Dodgers will eventually win one before I die. That's all I ask. And tilt of the cap to Houston, a premiere American city. If you've never visited, you should fix that before shuffling off our mortal coil.
(To the Shakespeare nerds ganking me to say I didn't use that phrase right, please know there are six pounds of C-4 duct taped to my chest and enough room in Hell for both of us.