I want to start this week’s I Got 5 on it with an apology.
This column has been C-grade all season, and I’m sorry. Each has been rushed and poorly thought out. My writing’s been bland. Creativity’s lacked.
The usual insanity I’ve brought to this column for the last three seasons has been missing. I’ve made zero Michigan photoshops, despite all the hilarious content they’ve gifted us. There’s been no Dwayne Haskins throwing blue shells at Bowser’s castle, the ghost of Joe Bauserman lingering in Nebraska, or even J.