If today gets dull, I implore you to spice it up with an Elmo voice. It does wonders. It even got me to listen to someone talk about baseball for 10 minutes in February.
Wife: How you doing?
Me: Good.
Wife: What'd you do today?
Me: Not much. Went on LeBatard and did baseball analysis in my Elmo voice for 10 minutes. https://t.co/gqf19bo2IJ
— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) February 21, 2019
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