One of the milder debates among Buckeye fans is Michigan's preferred condition.
Some of you relish the idea of a winless or objectively pitiful rival clinging to distant hope of a postseason invitation from a credit union or a DVD vending machine. You enjoy a Michigan led by a delightfully smug, tacky and grifting athletic director with all the syrupy confidence of a 5th grade poet. An almost-too-perfect pastiche of the honorary alumnus hurling academic superiority comebacks at colleagues in the Quaker Steak & Lube break room.
We've recently seen this Michigan. A lot of you enjoyed those wobbly Wolverines along with the other 48 states, Puerto Rico, American Samoa, USVI, Guam and most foreign countries.