Ah, Halloween: The one where disguised kids walk around in the dark, knock on strangers' doors and demand candy or to be tricked. Somehow, this is all seen as a good idea. Just make sure you don't feed the #teens; they're feral and will start loitering around your lawn, smoking cigarettes, and expecting to be fed candy every night.
Unfortunately, it's also the one where the Buckeyes don't play on a day they normally do. It's hard for me to get too fake-mad about this, however, because Ohio State is banged up and this week off will its mind right for the trench run that's coming these next five weeks.