Winnepeg Willow, a self-styled weather-predicting groundhog, died on Monday. Not soon enough, I say.
Hopefully Pennsylvania authorities find Punxsutawney Phil tits up too. Both blasphemers deserve an imposter's death.
There is only one groundhog weatherman, folks. His name is Buckeye Chuck; he resides in the City of Kings, and he sees his shadow every day thanks to his swollen testicles.
Consider this your eviction notice, Old Man Winter!
ICYMI:
- As foretold by the Lord of Whispers, four-star New Jersey DB Jordan Fuller committed to Ohio State on Monday night.