Surprise!
Y'all thought you were rid of my clunky prose for at least a week, but as usual, I'm here to ruin your morning.
See, I couldn't find a replacement for every day of my absence, so instead, you get a special edition honeymoon Skull Session featuring some Buckeye #stuff at least tangentially relevant to each of the west coast cities my wife and I will be visiting.
Don't worry, you won't have to deal with me again for another week – I promise.
Word of the Day: Foible.
PORTLAND.