I thought about dumping "get dumped then" but it has a 47-5 record heading into this season and you don't fix what's extremely not broke. So my lawyers worked tirelessly to ensure I could use it freely – D.J. cannot collect damages.
A month and a half ago, I joined the full-time blogger ranks, inheriting the Skull Session throne from my late father.
And folks, what a hell of a time to start. My first official day on the job, Ohio State canned Zach Smith, and I have an extremely vivid memory of our Jason Priestas telling me, "Don't worry, not every day will be like this.