We're just a few hours away from the best celebration moments of the year – large men running around with gigantic cardboard "B1G" signs as confetti rains.
The Buckeyes will once again own rights to that majestic celebration this year. The purple people will not take that from me, you can take that to the bank.
Honestly, I have nothing bad to say about Northwestern. Their head coach is a remarkably pleasant and complimentary human being, their academics are inarguably the top the conference, and their football team is just fun to root for.
Their only real crime is denying admittance to about 20 percent of Ohio State's student population.