Happy first day of classes, young Buckeyes, particularly to the first years. Just know that if you choose to attend your first calculus class of college, you're already getting off to a better start than I did, and they gave me two degrees.
Additionally, I will inform you that there is an expansive system of tunnels under The Oval.
I offer no advice, just information.
ICYMI
Word of the Day: Velleity.
GARRETT WILSON HYPE. I'm a known brake-pumper when it comes to freshmen hype, but y'all are on your own to stop the Garrett Wilson hype train cause I'm about to be conducting it.