Friendly reminder that I do not personally participate in the unfunny lie day.
If I wanted to tell an innocuous fib for my own enjoyment, I would almost certainly choose any other day. Today, I will keep it very 100 with y'all (as the kids used to say) – just like future sports announcer Dawand Jones.
I did not know that I needed to witness Dawand Jones as a television commentator, but apparently, I do.
Word of the Day: Delude.
THOSE BUCKEYE RECEIVERS, THOUGH. Turns out, NFL teams liked what they saw last season when Garrett Wilson and Chris Olave spent the entire season torching hapless defensive backs.