Ah, it's the annual Saturday traditionalist Ohio State fans love to know: The one where their school's football team faces off against a four-loss team with a turtle as a mascot.
The only turtles I recognize live in a sewer, fight crime, and train in karate under a sensei who is also a rat.
There are only five positive things to say about Maryland on a day:
- It's not Rutgers.
- The Wire.
- It gave Penn State a natural rival.
- It hosts the Naval Academy.
- Its government was smart enough not to secede during the Civil War despite large swaths of its population thinking slavery was actually cool and good and demanding it join a rebellion doomed to failure.