Happy birthday to America. Those jack-booted and incredibly real P.C. Police can flog me if they want, but America — even with its flaws — is the world's greatest country.
May Warren G. Harding bless you with a tranquil holiday surrounded by those you care about.
ICYMI: Eric's piece on Big Ten ejections/arrests is hilarious.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO FLY THE FLAG. Listen, I've been around the block enough now to know the jig. Baseball teams in Ohio are less popular than Ohio's "amateur" football team. In an order to dovetail on some of that interest, baseball teams create wacky Ohio State tie-ins.