Elk Grove, you morons!
You absolute idiots! You incredible lunkheads!
You had done it. For the low, low price of hundreds of thousands of dollars, your tiny burg in Illinois was a sponsor of the Bahamas Bowl. You had it all; name recognition, pithy stories written about you after bowl season, and a brand that would echo throughout the ages. "The Small Town That Spent Money On Something Dumb."
There's a certain je ne sais quoi to that moniker that only a very specific amount of money used for a very specific purpose can buy.