ICYMI:
- Help put a life-size statue of Woody Hayes in his hometown of Newcomerstown, Ohio.
Word of the Day: Infelicitous.
ZEKE: NOT A GREAT GOLFER. There are three surefire ways to make even the most athletic person (like, say, Ezekiel Elliott) look unathletic:
- Throwing a baseball
- Beach volleyball
- Golf
No. 1 is always the most mystifying to me. I don't know why so many people struggle to throw a baseball. Not saying I could fire a strike after 9-11 while wearing a bullet proof vest like George Bush, but I could at least get it to the plate.