Let's talk about Bloody Beer.
Oh, I'm sorry, you probably wanted to hear about how Beau and I broke down the Bowling Green game and geeked out about the most dominant offensive performance in the history of Ohio State, or maybe about the insane weekend of college football that we just watched, or maybe you wanted to listen to us dance on the grave of SEC football, which is now assuredly so chastened after a horrible weekend that they'll all mutually agree to devote their energies toward something more culturally constructive, like playwriting or hunting boa constrictors or something.