We need to talk about Ed Warinner coaching at Michigan.
But first of all, before we say anything let's get this out of the way: Ed is righteous. He's royalty, he's immortal, he rescued the Buckeyes' offensive line from the lazy, depthless dreck of Jim Bollman. He's better than the fifth Beatle. He's basically Ringo.
Ed is an Ohio State football national champion, just like Bo Schembechler and Gary Moeller. There are others too; I just can't remember any of them at the moment
Now, let's discu- **puts finger in ear** hold on, I'm being told there's one more thing to get out of the way before we talk about Ed Warinner coaching the Buckeyes' arch-rival.