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Dwayne Haskins and Joe Burrow Get Wins, Michigan and Texas Get Dumped and Michael Thomas' Subtweet

That game was a fascinating combination of far better than I could have imagined and also the sky was falling sometimes.

The offense did absolutely unthinkable things to the Beaver lads to the northwest. Dwayne Haskins somehow exceeded god-like expectations, Mike Weber looked like a dump truck with broom wedged onto the accelerator and Nick Bosa played about a half of football and still managed two sacks, two fumble recoveries and a touchdown.

But then you look at that box score and see "31" next to Oregon State's name and things get all confused. But I'm confident no defensive problem wasn't fixable and I'm not sure many teams could win a shootout with the Buckeyes any way if it came to that.