This is March.
I know how y'all like to make me look dumb, so go ahead and enter our Tournament Challenge pool to compete against me for a chance to win a piece of hardwood signed by Buckeye legend William Buford and a $150 gift card to Eleven Warriors Dry Goods.
It's normally good business for the staff to exempt themselves from winning any prizes, but I'm telling you right now that if I somehow emerge victorious, I will not-so-graciously accept the spoils.
Word of the Day: Mooring.
BOOMSHAKALAKA.