Today's advice: How somebody else treats money is how they'll treat yours.
Specific shoutout to The Hannah News' finest reporter, Spenser Hickey, for capturing the illustrious Cardale Jones at graduation. A blessed image like this can only foretell favorable fortune for the gentle laborer on this holy day.
ICYMI:
Word of the Day: Escutcheon.
PRAISING DENZEL. The one bad thing about cheering for Ohio State under Urban Meyer is saying farewell to guys like Marshon Lattimore who it felt like were only in Columbus for a year.