It's Monday, the weekly ceremonial bell that begins another week of coin collecting on the cosmic rock. May your Buckeye faith be as strong as 12th Warrior mockjocks when he hazed intern Brady Quinn:
Brady Quinn had an "internship" at my job here in cbus while he was at Notre Dame (Chairman and former CEO was major ND alumn). Once I saw the onboarding access request making the email rounds in IT, I made sure our help desk gave him the welcome he deserved. User Name, "bquinn"; Password, "gobucks". He was annoyed, of course - but he's gotta learn.