In the event that you have been living under a rock for several weeks, a major cheating scandal has recently rocked the college football world, leaving fans, players, coaches, media members, and even the general, non-football viewing public understandably shaken. In short: the University of Michigan football program – whose ‘Michigan Men’ consider themselves above or beyond reproach in terms of character – has essentially been accused of harboring a diabolical (football) criminal mastermind for several years; an individual in Connor Stalions who is now accused of spying on rivals and using state-of-the-art technology to steal, decipher, and decode secret signals and signs.
Crime and Punishment: A Michigan Cheating Scandal... Also just a humorous column... Also, also a manifesto.
