Beware, Ohio State fans! There could be a bandit in our midst!
Police are searching for a white male "between the ages of 25 and 30" who robbed a Family Dollar in southwest Columbus on Saturday.
According to 10TV, the employee sensibly complied with the request, and the suspect escaped with an unknown amount of cash.
Sure, this could be a Michigander creating a false flag robbery. It could also just be a fiend who compounded a poor sartorial choice with the even poorer choice of sticking up a Family Dollar while wearing a mask covering everything except his face.