It is the unfunny lie day.
As usual, I will not be observing. If I wanted to feed you cheap fibs for my own enjoyment, I sure wouldn't wait for the one day everyone else is doing it, too. Stay frosty out there.
Song of the Day: “The Beat Goes On” by Sonny and Cher.
Word of the Day: Arduous.
IF THERE'S NO FOOTBALL... If you thought you would be bad off without football this fall, just listen to the college athletic directors.