Tom Brady, the disgusting, loathsome Michigan alum who has the temerity to strut around with his incredibly attractive wife and quadrillions of dollars and multiple Super Bowl rings, has been caught red-handed in possibly the greatest scandal that the great sport of football has ever seen. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Tom "Haverford" Brady probably deflated some footballs which probably gave him little to no real competitive advantage in an NFL playoff game.
I'll let the Grey Lady break this one down:
Tom Brady- one of the most accomplished N.F.L. quarterbacks ever- is more probably than not a cheater.