Eleven Warriors · Apr 20, 2015
Cardale Jones is Coming for the White House's Snacks
King CardaleOhio State is meeting the Leader of the Free World today. But meeting renowned dignitaries is old news to the Iron King, Cardale Jones, First of His Name, Poacher of Badgers, Controller of Tides, Slayer of Ducks, Troll Sultan, and 12th Son of Ohio:
About to go holla at B real quick, yall might call him President Obama, we go wayyyyyy back tho
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) April 20, 2015 Now, you might think this is in line with Dolodale's renowned sense of humor... but ask yourself, would you be that surprised if Cardale Jones and Barack Obama actually went wayyyyyy back? I wouldn't. We are living in the Year of Wario, after all.
