In honor of Scoonie Penn returning to Ohio State, we'll start our day with Penn and Michael Redd tag-teaming Metta World Peace and St. John's to advance to the 1999 Final Four:
Oh, and you're damn right that's Jerome Baker and Lil Wayne in the header photo. Might as well mail the Butkus award to Baker.
Programming Note: If your life is devoid of meaning, the ESPYs start at 8 p.m. on, you guessed it, ESPN.
Kyle Snyder, Noah Brown's touchdown hug against Oklahoma, and Tate Martell are all up for ESPYs.