As usual on Wednesday evenings, I wander the streets of campus hoping to “bump” into an Ohio State player while loosely holding a cup of coffee. In a perfect world a Joey Bosa or Zeke Elliott will “accidentally” come into contact with me as I spill my beverage all over myself. I’ll then say, “Now that’s what I call a sticky situation” and they will offer to become my best friend.
Well, it was another night I failed to get my platonic Buckeye meet cute but something even better happened. I thought I spotted Cardale Jones about ten yards ahead of me, so I tiptoed passed him and veered right into an alley to U-turn and enact my plan.