I hate to be the one to tell you this, Broncos, but your school is in Michigan, and we don't give a damn for that whole state.
Dear Western Michigan,
I'm going to be honest with you right now, Broncos. You're not catching us at a great time. Sure, it could be worse, but we were hoping it'd be better. I know we're 3-0, but that 3 just isn't quite as shiny and polished as we were hoping it'd be.
I'd say I'm sorry for the win we're most likely going to get today.