Time for some Big Ten domination play.
Dear Indiana,
Hey. What's up? I hear you're 4-0 this season, just like us. Congratulations. You know, I remember the last time you guys were 4-0. Oh wait, no I don't. It was 1990. I was three years old.
Sorry, that was mean. As far as Big Ten schools go, you're not too bad as a whole. Bloomington's a lovely little city, and your campus is nice. You're also the reason I have to hear my dad say he wants to watch Hoosiers just about any time he's picking a movie, though, so we may not get along.