You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
If you're driving a Prius, you shouldn't be blasting Tech n9ne
— Kyle Berger 44 (@K_Bergs) April 12, 2015
Yo @EzekielElliott I might not have killer abs like you but I'm doing what I can to support #savethecroptop pic.twitter.com/C9qgSxHlP3
— Kenny Cunningham (@Dr_Kenneth) April 17, 2015
I just want some Canes and a filet o fish sandwich, is that too much to ask lol
— Kam Williams (@kd__will) April 15, 2015
There is both a McDonald's and a Cane's located in the same parking literally a block away from where he practices.