This is awkward.
I planned to die from cardiac arrest while typing the Skull Session and shortly thereafter be entombed in a Waffle House dumpster.
Instead I leave for a full-time pursuit of the 80th Ohio House District seat. I am not one for purple prose and platitudes, so I'll put it like this: Helping working people across the globe escape HellWord for five minutes a day was an honor I'll cherish until the Good Lord snuffs me.
I cannot personally thank every reader, or decode where their lives went wrong. Just know your daily click meant more than I convey in words.