College football is weird!
Pretty much at every level; if you attempted to explain to a space alien the many, many foibles of this incredibly goofy sport, you'd be halfway through an explanation about an exotic dancer's pet monkey biting a kid before they'd zoom back off to Alpha Piscis Austrini, vowing never to return to this silly planet.
But luckily (unfortunately?) you're stuck here with me, and Eleven Warriors' 2022 Ohio State football season preview! Today we're going to take a look at the fascinating fringe of Buckeye football reality from the past season, as shown by the various statistics that are created as a football season progresses.