Last year we played the pesky Indiana Hoosiers on November 22nd. The reason I remember the date was because it was my sister’s wedding. I was tempted to not go – I mean, it’s Buckeye football, people! – but she is my only sister and I love her or whatever so I went. So as I’m peeking at the updates on my phone during the ceremony, I watched in dismay as a true freshman quarterback by the name of Zander Diamont led the hapless Hoosiers to a 20-14 lead late into the third quarter.
Fast-forward to 2015 and here he comes again, still looking like he only weighs about a buck-sixty soaking wet.