Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house
Not a creature was spending
Not even a louse
The stockings were hung
by the chimney with care
Hoping $1.1 billion
would somehow be there
The Kavals were nestled
all snug in their castle
while actual renderings
seemed a bit of a hassle
Now Fisher! Now Manfred!
Lombardi on now!
Our quest for Las Vegas
is holier than Thao!
But the mayor is smarter
than your average bear
For her toughness and savvy
Rob did not prepare
“Call your team something else,
leave our A’s just the same”
Will you be in the desert
on a horse with no name?