‘Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
not a creature was selling
not even a louse
A desperate search
for a newly built home
blowing air to your seat
in a tiny ass dome
But first pack your bags
for the capital city
Just 10,000 seats
what a major league pity
Sudden spending! Can’t give up
that revenue sharing
To the side of bad contracts
we too shall be erring
On Rooker! On Springs!
Here’s Luis Severino!
“The A’s are known cheapskates”
we said (what do we know?)
We’ll spend in 9 figures
on every live fella
Why not take a chance
on one Gio Urshela?