You know things are slow around baseball when you peruse the headlines from publications around the country, only to find:
These Shortstops’ Favorite Soups Will Shock You
Seth Brown: “I Will Skype With Literally Anyone” Anyone? Please?
Rival Closers Learn That Their Dog Groomers’ Aunts’ Accountants’ Sisters Have Same Barber!
Proposal #73 For MLB Season Has Seven Hurdles To Overcome Before Facing Big Problem
One On One Exclusive With The Brains Behind Falcon McFalconface
Granted, I never took Francisco Lindor to be a Cream of Mushroom Soup type of guy, but still this just isn’t the “cutting edge, behind the scenes” insight I was looking for in early May.