Update: Still no baseball news. Tune in next week for the same update. But I did realize something that made me smile: our new audio feature, in which a generic narrator turns whatever I type into a spoken version, offers a gold mine of comedic possibilities. Allow me to demonstrate, as I type a ridiculous paragraph the narrator will have to read and which you can enjoy.
As Eric Idle would point out, ham sandwich bucket of water plastic duralex rubber McFisheries underwear. But then again, goo goo gah gah I’m a bad girl and should be spanked because I just did a pee pee in my pants.